tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752159778618360433.post2790775754394882657..comments2023-07-21T12:14:02.423+02:00Comments on Bramish Is An Idiot: On ill-advised bravadoBramishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14476961055517483704noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752159778618360433.post-29839604251169273872008-11-03T18:05:00.000+01:002008-11-03T18:05:00.000+01:00I got coldcocked once at a bar I used to work at. ...I got coldcocked once at a bar I used to work at. The funny thing was, I wasn't on shift and I did nothing to provoke the guy. He was of the same build as the gorilla that you described.<BR/><BR/>So, I'm chatting with this friend-of-a-friend, who turned out to be a moron, and this beefy guy in a jersey bumps into him and says "Watch where you're going." The aforementioned moron I was talking too (a small guy by any standards) tells him to "Watch where the fuck you're going!". Seeing as it's my place of work, I (perhaps, ill-advised) try to diffuse the situation. "It's a packed bar, we're all drunk, people are going to bump into people. No offense was intended."<BR/><BR/>Well, this gorilla starts waving a finger in my face, asking if I "have a problem" (whether it was a problem with him bumping into people, or a problem with him being upset about having been bumped into – I'll never know). I calmly reiterate my "packed bar, impaired motor skills" story and he, perhaps realizing the logic, starts to move away... then.......<BR/><BR/><I>(the next bit was communicated to me after I woke up on my back, staring at the ceiling)</I><BR/><BR/>Earlier that evening, the gorilla had said some unsavory things to a girl, in a poor attempt to entice her into inter-species sexual relations. When the girl refused his advances he said some even nastier things, to upset her.<BR/><BR/>Well... unknown to me (since I didn't know her), she was standing near me when the gorilla departed from our conversation. And the moment he turned his giant head, she took a swing at it.<BR/><BR/>His reflexes proved to be lightning quick because I didn't see her swing, and I certainly didn't see him swing. Upon awakening, the gorilla was gone. I was told that several large coworkers of mine escorted him outside, opening the doors with his head.<BR/><BR/>In the end, I can't really blame the guy. It was retaliation for a punch that he could only assumed had come from me. I did have a few choice words for the girl, and her <I>amazing</I> timing.<BR/><BR/>– Rock DeputyRock Deputyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05625912731268747003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752159778618360433.post-8965716970534976832008-11-03T16:50:00.000+01:002008-11-03T16:50:00.000+01:00and your name is :DD:D: --yep...we might miss u :D...and your name is :DD:D: --yep...we might miss u :D <BR/><BR/>II - that has to be darren that night ...familiar words heheAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11880445678296076027noreply@blogger.com